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 Wise Words For The Week-Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you are up too! (5)

Wise Words

1. If you expect the unexpected won't the unexpected become expected? There for, the expected will become unexpected.
2. Wish to be as good as your dog already thinks you are.
3. Need to buy some time? The bathroom trick always works!
4. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
5. Keep smiling... It makes people wonder what you're up to.
6. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door!
7. There's a light at the end of every tunnel... just pray it's not a train!
8.  If the pasta wiggles, DON'T eat it!
9. Never Scratch a Burning Dog! 
10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 
11. You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. 
12. Bad spellers of the world untie! 
13. life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it!!! 
14. Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off! 
15. if you can stay calm while everyone else is going mad ... you probably havent completely understood the situation!
16. If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends??? 
17. If i look confused, its because i am thinking. 
18. 7/5ths of all people dont understand fractions! 
19. You can tune  piano but you cant tuna fish!!!
20. Everything is funny, as long as its happening to someone else.
21. Its all fun and games, well, that is until your parents find out!
22. A bad plan is better than no plan! 
23. Earn money in your spare time. Blackmail your friends!

24.  F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.

25. Failure is not an option - it's a lifestyle.

26. Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.

27. Freedom of speech is wonderful - right up there with the freedom not to listen.

28. Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.

29. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

30. When all else fails, play dead.

31. Today is the last day of your life (so far).

32. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

33. We all cant be heros. You can be the one that sits on the side and cheers me on!

34. An error doesnt become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

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